Stranded in the Wrong Time ([info]collie_wing) wrote,
@ 2006-01-19 09:15:00
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Business stuff and stuff
This first thing I'm going to say will only make sense to fellow Project Runway watchers.

I CANNOT STAND SANTINO!!! I want him gone. I don't care if he's interesting, conceptual, whatever. He's gotta go. Three times he's basically said "Screw you" to the judges, yet they keep tossing out people who have actually LISTENED to the challenges. Of course, the producers keep him around because he Makes Good TV. Stupid. Grrrrh. He doesn't. He Makes Me Want to Throw Something AT the TV. This last challenge? I'm glad Zulema won, her dress was pretty, but I can't believe the judges didn't like Emmett's! It was so gorgeous! Of course that might be because I like sparklies, but hey. It definitely should not have gotten eliminated over Santino's...whatever that thing was. Just my opinion.

On to more pressing matters.



So I've been thinking awhile about what sort of things I want to do in the future, and one of my biggest ideas came out of childhood experiences. When I was little, we lived in San Jose and I couldn't have a horse. So to pacify me my parents got me riding lessons at the local stable. Not enough. You got on the horse for an hour and then got off. Then they offered a horse camp where you were assigned a horse for a week, and you had to take care of it 24/7. Better. I liked that camp alot and that really stuck with me.

I went to a few other "horse camps" over the next years, but they were all more like general camp with the option to get on a horse for an hour. I went researching camps where you got your own horse for a week, and they seem to be surprisingly few and far between. There are alot of 'riding only' camps, but it doesn't seem like that same intensive experience is there.

Part of my business then would be a camp aimed at the prospective horse owning kid. The child who is always told what a tremendous responsibility having a horse entails but never really grasps at what that means. Parents could send their kids to this camp for one week or two as sort of a test. The kids are then, pretty much literally, given their own horse for as long as they're there.

They have to do everything, from cleaning the stall and brushing and tacking up to the riding and the cooling down. And it doesn't stop there. If it's their horse's turn for the farrier (horse shoer) or to see the vet, then they're responsible for being there with their horse (and of course a staff member would be there). If the horse needs medication, then it's up to the camper to make sure the horse gets said medication. I mean, granted, there will be some supervision here of course, but it'd be like a test run. Now, this camp, like I said, is aimed at the child unable to have a horse for some reason or another. But it could also encompass the child who might be about to get a horse, whose parents have begun the search. Flying blind in that situation is never good, so after a week or two at camp, she'd be able to pick out a horse that would be good for her and know how to take care of it. I think a good age limit for this camp would be say, 8-14? Strong enough to do most of the work with the attention span to keep it all in.

In addition to the duties of horse care there'd be teaching sessions on all sorts of things from different breeds to how to put together a bridle (Western and English), how to take care of and train foals, to any number of things. Of course it'd be hands on so it wouldn't be so like school, but educational all the same.

Now for those who have their own horses, or the more advanced riders there would also be things to do. Not that camp, but perhaps two-day clinics in any number of disciplines or maybe a more advanced camp that focuses more on the riding and less on the overall picture. Like for instance, a two week camp devoted to learning how to jump and navigate a course ending with a little show. Here is where I'd need to bring in people who know more about jumping than myself. I'm not talking about like, Olympic level oxers here, but just maybe a small little 2' and under course. For that sort of camp participants would be allowed to bring in their own mount, or have a mount from the stable whose care they will be responsible for, just like in the horse care camp. And for the under 8 there'd be lessons and such.

That's part one of my idea. Part two involves where I'd get the horses for this endeavor. They'd be rescues, after a sense. What I like to call sane rescues. The horse the college student has to part with, maybe, or the first horse that is traded in for a better show model. Maybe (and this is how we got a few of ours in the past)Sparky just got too old for hardcore team penning or whatever. Of course, at 17 or 18 a horse still has so much to give. There are so many of these animals nowadays, so many reasons horses go astray. Horses that can be trusted with kids, who maybe haven't gotten the most one on one attention recently but love it. They could be donated to the farm for our use where they'd get the best of care year round. But I also know that sometimes those horses that need some rehab can make wonderful mounts too. We'd accept donations, and perhaps go looking for horses to rescue but we'd have to have a limit (you'd be surprised how many are out there). I had an idea that part of the farm could be a haven for horses needing to recoup, maybe from an injury or some such. Depending on the size of the farm there might be space for horses who would never be good for any sort of work again for one reason or another. But it's surprising how many of those Animal Cops-bound bags of ribs just need some feeding up to be good as new again.

So obviously this part of the business would have me needing some help. Well, all of it would of course. But I might need to have either a very small amount of paid staff (maybe one or two) or a network of people willing to help at first just to help. I entertained visions of getting big enough to attract volunteers, of course, but at the start we have to be practical. Of course at that start out, I might have to rely on people helping out from the goodness of their hearts, as taking care of horses is very expensive. The rule is start out small, don't take on too much. Set some limits. I myself can fully take care of six horses day and night without assistance. Beyond that, I will definitely need help. In the beginning, contacts and connections would be key. Finding a good vet, a good farrier, perhaps somewhere that might donate hay and feed to the cause. If I made the entire operation a non-profit, getting income from camps, lessons and clinics, I would most definitely need help. The horsey connections I've made over the years'd perhaps pay off.

Another consideration for this is where to base it. Someplace that doesn't have insane climate changes so that there can concievably be outdoor activities in winter as well as in summer. California is nice but expensive to get land in. And if it were someplace that snowed or rained devastatingly, provisions would have to be made, like a covered arena, all-weather footing, lots of concrete and stone walkways (or covered pens) and such. Of course, I plan on a covered arena eventually anyway because they rock. But I have grown to like the whole "horses turned out day and night" thing, and I know that some horses would rather be out all the time anyway. It's another consideration at any rate.

So yes, written out it sounds highly ambitious, but actually if I went about it right and with the right help, I think I could make it work. It would definitely have to start small and build as I went, but that's a given. So it'd sort of be a rescue/stable, really, that helped kids and helped horses. It won't happen for some time, but it's in my head and someday it may happen. I'm starting to like the idea more and more as I go along. Of course, it won't be the only pie I'll stick a finger in (wow that sounded weird) but it'll be the biggest.


So that's a rough sketch of my ideas, at any rate. If anyone has stuff to add or anything, go ahead. It helps me think it out.




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[info]nae_trews
2006-01-19 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Santino is a cock with a big ego and an even bigger bald spot. And he's a one trick pony. His designs earlier in the show were almost enough to excuse his attitude because they were different and well done, but he hasn't grown at all since then. In fact, he's gotten much lazier with the whole process and seems more intent on telling Nina and Michael off.

It kills me that Emmett got auf'ed. I wasn't a fan of his outfit for this challenge (or anyone's, really, save Chloe) ... but the grounds on which he got kicked out were so stupid. If his outfit was tired and derivative, then how the hell did Marla get to stay for another week when she flat out copied one of Nicky Hilton's dresses two challenges before? : |Lupe's hot mess gets her auf'ed instead of Marla's copy - so why did Santino scrape by when he designed such a fucking train wreck that seemed to be nothing more than a giant "fuck you"?

Because he's a dick. And TV producers love a dick. AAAAUGH. I hate TV. I used to love to hate Santino. Now I just can't stomach him at all.

< / end rant >

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[info]collie_wing
2006-01-19 11:11 pm UTC (link)
I dunno, personally I liked Emmett's design this week, I guess it's individual taste. Then again, I would not know fashion from a hole in the ground, 's why I'm not a judge. But the subjectivity of the entire thing frustrates me so much, like you said. I wouldn't have minded him going so much if Marla had been eliminated the first time they accused her of being bland and all that jazz. But if she got to stay another week, why shouldn't Emmett?? Not that he was ever one of my favorites, but the principle of the thing, you know? Okay, hell, I just want Santino gone.

At first it was Andrae I couldn't stand (he looks like a tortoise...) but he's sort of floating in the background. Santino's just...if he pulls some crap and gets to stay AGAIN this week I am going to be upset. It's almost as if he knows (and he probably does to some extent) the more he makes an ass of himself and the more he flies in the face of the judges, the longer he'll get to stay just for that. Grrrrr.

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Place.
[info]lucidpsyche
2006-01-19 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Virginia. I'm serious. Land is relatively inexpensive (well, nearly everything is inexpensive in comparison to California), and there are definitely a lot of horse people out here. The weather isn't bad -- it doesn't snow too much -- but it tends to fluctuate.

Also, you might want to look into getting accredited or something... a trainer's license? I think USEF (or USA Equestrian or whatever the hell used to be AHSA) might have some requirement like that. Definitely check into the paperwork standpoint.

Who knows, maybe when you're up and running and can afford a PR person, gimme a call. ;-) For now, though, I'm sticking to journalism.

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Re: Place.
[info]collie_wing
2006-01-19 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Well, tcha I'm gonna get accredited before I set up a center. It's sort of scary how many people can call themselves 'trainers' without any sort of accredation. Paperwork, paperwork there will be neverending paperwork to go into this from all standpoints. Mwhah. I'm almost thinking of going nonprofit (I think it's 501c something or other) for the donations and such. But we'll see. Down the road, down the road.

Like I said, it's far in the future but I will log VA away as an option for location.

Heh, stick around then, I may need you. ;)

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[info]themis
2006-01-19 09:34 pm UTC (link)
I despise Santino. But he's going to be the Wendy Pepper of this season.

I didn't hate his outfit last night - but it was more of a ballet costume than an ice-skating one. I think he thought they were designing for Margot Fonteyn or something.

Do you love Daniel V. too?

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[info]collie_wing
2006-01-19 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Daniel V is one of my favorites. I am so rooting for him. :D

It wasn't even a ballet costume, it was like she killed a turkey and slapped it on her butt. He's just totally BSing everything and he comes up with some defense for his nonsense stuff like "Conceptual whatever". Also, he kisses quite alot of ass all the time. Tiresome.

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[info]shalimar_98
2006-01-19 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Going from a no-nothing kid to someone who ended up being in charge of teaching kids, unless you have a real good teacher-student ratio consider sticking with double digit ages or higher. Much younger (and 8 - 9 still count) and they are a) to small to do much on their own, b) are more in to the OMG a horse to pay attention and retain stuff. My favorite are still the cocky 14 - 16 yr olds who know everything until confronted with 1500 lbs of horse. They get shy quick. Of course watching them turn around is so worth it though.

Just my short thought.

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[info]collie_wing
2006-01-20 03:48 am UTC (link)
Depends on the kid, really. I say 8 as the absolute youngest age because that was the age I went to that intensive camp and I got quite a bit from it. My camp would probably more than likely break into age brackets with maybe 8-12 and 13-16 so that the teenagers wouldn't feel so "little kiddish" in the younger camp and the younger kids wouldn't feel so lost or sped up in the big leauges. Also, that way everyone would get the attention they might need and everyone's sort of on an equal level physcially, which makes teaching a LOT easier. And again, there would be constant supervision throughout. Not babying or doing things for them, but just optional assistance and stuff.

But I totally agree with you and the cockiness, that's the best ever. :D Or the kid who thinks they can ride anything so you calmly introduce them to the member of the stable known affectionately as the ballerina for all the spinning and jumping about they do.

Thanks so much for your input, too! Very appreciated.

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[info]vorpalmuse
2006-01-20 12:36 am UTC (link)
The barn up my street does what you plan on doing - rescuing the horses. She does camp too but not intensive like this.

I can see you doin it. :D I can't offer much because I'm really not horsey.

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[info]collie_wing
2006-01-20 03:50 am UTC (link)
Awww, you should come out and learn to be horsey. It will be fun. I will give you a helmet. :B

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[info]ellison
2006-01-20 12:42 am UTC (link)
DUDE!!! That is a fantastic idea! I love it! And might I recommend Texas as an option for location. There are plenty of horse owning folks out there and land is cheap as hell, and climate can be a little rough in the summer, but pleasant in the winter, with verrrry little chance of snow. Maybe New Mexico would even be good, but I've never spent time there, so not sure. Just heard the weather's nice. :) Brainstorming is good stuff, and I know you could totally have a place like this someday!

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[info]collie_wing
2006-01-20 03:59 am UTC (link)
Oooh, see, I've thought of Texas. If I did go for a place that had very difficult summers like Paso has here I'd probably go with the split schedule and have plenty of misters, heh. Thanks! I'll definitely put it on the list of possible places. There are alot of older ranch horses that come out of Texas to rescues around here so it is a pretty good idea. It'd be a great place to get a tan, too.

Seriously though thank you so much for the suggestion.

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[info]birdzilla
2006-01-20 01:26 am UTC (link)
That sounds like an AWESOME idea, if you have the ambition and determination to carry through. ^_^ And I think you might.

Nicole's right, Virginia is a good place for that sort of thing; North Carolina is also pretty good for year-round stuff, a bit hot in the summer and winters vary a bit (last year we got a week off school due to snow, this year in the same week it we were doing barn work in T-shirts), but it and Virginia have a lot of the same advantages, so if it came down to land costs and such... y'know, you could check them both out. Some of the other states in our general area, upper southeast, have the same climate. And there are a lot of horse kids around, like me and some of the other people at our barn, who would love to do horse stuff for a living or even as a summer job for the college kids but can't because there's just SO MANY people going looking for those jobs. In fact, in summer at least, which is when you'd probably be the most active anyway, I'd definitely suggest using college kids.

And if you DO end up on the East Coast, and I can find an agreeable situation nearby, who knows, I might show up willing to work for cheap. ^_^ Not for free, and it's not likely if you locate elsewhere, but y'know, it sounds really cool and the sort of place I'd like to work.

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[info]collie_wing
2006-01-20 04:04 am UTC (link)
Of course, you know that volunteer work, especially for a nonprofit orginazation, looks excellent on resumes and such. XD

Hmm, it's a location consideration, definitely. I might aim for an area where not EVERYONE has a horse (which seems to be true in my area) or perhaps one that is easy to get to if people from other states (delusions of grandeur talking) wanted to attend camps and clinics and such.

It is still far in the future but I'm starting to think about it now just because. Heh. :D

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[info]birdzilla
2006-01-21 12:51 am UTC (link)
Volunteer work doesn't pay bills, though, and I want to be a writer. Even if I freelance or whatever along with novel-writing and such - for that matter, even if I get a job at a publishing company or someplace else that would need literate interns/proofreaders/etc. like I've been thinking about - it's not going to pay my bills for MANY years. ;P But hey, we'll see how it goes; for all I know, maybe the first thing I sell in my college years will turn out to be the next Harry Potter! (And maybe pigs will fly, too. You could keep them as attractions.)

Thinking about your future, even far future, now is in NO WAY a bad thing.

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[info]tageera
2006-01-20 03:43 am UTC (link)
I would soooooooooooooooooo help you if you should start your horsey business near enough for me to. 'Cause this RAWKS. :D!

Teh Spiff, El'fao.

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[info]collie_wing
2006-01-20 03:56 am UTC (link)
Well if you're far away when I start up I may just have to drag you down. :D You can live at the house and eat food as long as you want if you help with the ponies whilst you stay. XD

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[info]girldrowning
2006-01-20 07:32 pm UTC (link)
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[info]collie_wing
2006-01-21 12:39 am UTC (link)
!!!!!!!!!!

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