Where love is just a lyric

Well, the travel dreams have already started. Stuh-range.

You know what I realized, you guys? realized I haven't asked you all a very important question in a very, very long time. I ought to fix that, oughtn't I?


( Hey, baby, what's your sign? )

The stars have spoken!

Due to the puddled, fuzzy nature of the creator's brain, the horoscope will be postponed again. Lo siento mucho, mis amigos.

I'm bad at keeping dates, I know.

I actually did them this week! Woo!


( Hey, baby, what's your sign? )

Due to circumstances beyond the control of the management, there will not be a horoscope this week. Everyone please remain calm and buy shrimp in bulk. Horoscopes will resume next week. Or possibly tomorrow. The stars are vague.

Don't worry, everyone lives.

( Hey, baby, what's your sign? )

*bows*

( Hey, baby, what's your sign? )

Sorry about the wait. I hope you enjoy. *bows*

Horoscopes, sadly, will be delayed until tomorrow morning. But they will come!

Welcome back to zee magical world of horoscopes. The stars do not lie, my friends, they tell only zee honest truth of zee matter. They're gonna be short this week, I'm sort of on a Vicodin cloud. :D

( Hey, baby, what's your sign? )

The stars have spoken. Have a good week, everyone!

Today is Friday, and you all know what that means...

( Hey, baby, what's your sign? )

So there you have it. Until next week!

You know, I was reading horoscopes today and thinking of that Weird Al song and also thinking "Hey, I could write these!" So I think I'm going to start writing horoscopes. Every Friday I will do horoscopes for y'all. This may be my 'weekly fixture' cause everyone needs one of those, right? Right. Also, bosswolf, I have to tell you this story Barranca told us today because you will laugh.

And of course it's ALL TRUE and I didn't make it up off the top of my head at all.

( Hey baby, what's your sign? )

That was exciting, I think. I'm going to make this part of my journal public so everyone can get their horoscopes. :B